Monday, July 30, 2012

Expository Preaching

New posts on expository preaching at Biblical Turbulence

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Even More Things I Poner While The Ushers Take Up The Offering

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box what color would it change to?

What do they pack Styrofoam in?

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Monday, July 9, 2012

The Summer So Far

Well, the Summer of 2012 is half gone. Here's a few of the happening here at The Dam...

The Royal Ambassadors had their recognition services

And so did the Girls In Action.

We had VBS. Guess who played Jonah? Hmmm, FatPastor, maybe???? That's me with a "school" of students in the Belly of the Fish.

We also had our Pinewood Derby

 We were going to call it the RA Pinewood Deby, but then a GA won the Grand Champion, soooo...stay tuned for more happenings.

Sunday, July 1, 2012